novel_reader.exe — Chapter 04

The Lettuce Wars

Domestic Bliss & Grocery Tensions
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Rain ticked against the living room windows like impatient fingers, turning the open‑plan space into a cozy cave cluttered with mismatched cushions and half‑unpacked grocery bags.

The Fighter sat cross‑legged on the rug, wrapping one hand with athletic tape in lazy loops ; habit more than need, the familiar pull keeping ring adrenaline at bay. His glitter robe draped a chair nearby, rhinestones dulled by lamplight, a shed skin from the night’s triumph.

Raul sprawled across the couch like he’d invented lounging, one leg dangling over the armrest. Elena wrestled the fridge door shut against three bulging heads of lettuce.

"Why did someone buy three heads of lettuce?" Elena asked. "We barely got through one last week."

Raul smirked, eyes on screen. "I did. Didn’t hit the supermarket. Picked it up from that little farm stand down the road — thought it’d be fresher, maybe a bit more interesting than the usual?"

The Fighter half‑grinned, tape snapping taut. "We ate noodles for three nights in a row, and now we’re a salad family?"
"That’s only because SOMEONE needs carbs before a fight," Elena said pointedly.
"Hey, super‑carb loading is tradition," he defended, sassy edge light. "And the leftover lettuce makes… crunchy garnish?"

Raul laughed. "Yeah, you’re real creative , just don’t try to put lettuce in the cereal again."

"Okay, fighter boy," Elena eye‑rolled, mock serious, "next grocery trip is on you. See how easy it is to plan meals for three, stupid."

The Fighter shrugged, unfolding to stretch — shoulders popping satisfying, tape dangling free hand. "Bet. But I’m not buying kombucha again. Seriously, what is that stuff?"

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK," Elena gasped.

Raul grinned. "Probiotic magic, man. Just because you can break bricks doesn’t mean you’re immune to gut health."

Note: The apartment's current grocery situation — equal parts nutritious and nonsensical.
Raul's farm stand find
Fight night carbs
Elena's probiotic obsession
Lettuce-free zone
Toaster enemy
Fighter-approved
"I’ll take care of the fruit aisle next time," Elena smiled at both. "Raul, stick to the deals. And you… maybe less tape in the salad drawer, yeah?"
"Got it, boss," he saluted. "Next match ‘boutta be me vs. grocery store."

"Don’t pull a muscle," Raul deadpanned. "We can’t afford more hospital bills. This is America lmao."

They drifted into an easy quiet after that ; the kind you only earned by surviving each other’s bad days. The Fighter left his half‑wrapped hand as it was, tape still dangling, and padded to his room. Tomorrow would be another run, another training session, another day carrying a name the world loved to chew on. Tonight, he shut the door on all of that.

Sunlight spilled through the same windows the next morning, washing away the rain‑soaked gloom and making dust motes float like slow confetti. The apartment felt softer in daylight. The Fighter stood by the counter, unpacking groceries with the same precision he used on his combinations , cans lined up by size, boxes squared, produce handled like it might bruise if he breathed too hard.

At the table, Raul was perched over the remains of last night’s pizza box, doodling whimsical characters along the grease stains. Elena wrestled with the toaster, which seemed personally offended by bread.

"You know we… have sketchbooks, right?" Elena said, eyeing the pizza box as it flopped slightly under Raul’s pen.

Raul grinned without looking up. "Corporate paper just doesn’t feel the same. Pizza boxes have… attitude."

The Fighter raised an eyebrow as he slid pasta into the cupboard. "And that’s your third one this week. Got something against recycling day?"
"Hey, when you guys expect order, I answer with chaos," Raul said, shrugging wryly. "It’s art. Or something."

"You’re impossible," Elena muttered, tucking a head of lettuce into the fridge like it might try to escape. "At least your chaos is compostable."

"Only the strong survive in the crisper drawer," Raul smirked. "My lettuce stands a chance."

The Fighter laughed, shaking his head as he lined up a row of mismatched jars. "Hey, the actual artist out there—" he nodded toward Elena "—I heard you turned down that gallery gig last month. Seriously, don’t you want to put your stuff somewhere?"

"Nah, not this time," Elena said, already sketching absent‑mindedly on a scrap of paper, eyes focused. "The minute someone starts telling me what ‘art’ should look like, it stops being mine…"
"So what, you gonna live off pizza crust and stubborn pride?" Raul asked, grinning.
Elena looked up, smirk curling. "Worked so far. At least pride doesn’t go cold overnight."

"THAT’S THE SPIRIITTTTT !!!!" Raul howled, and the two of them dissolved into laughter, shoulders shaking, pizza box sliding dangerously toward the edge of the table.

The Fighter looked up from the grocery bags, watching them with a crooked smile. His hands, which the world only cared about when they were wrapped and raised, were busy with something small and ordinary — milk into the fridge, bread into the cupboard, three lives balanced in one cramped kitchen.

"Sure, whatever…" he said, closing the fridge with his hip. "Mostly fueled by caffeine and denial, though."

They laughed again. For a moment, there was no ring, no headlines, no fire chewing at the edges of his life. Just rain‑washed windows, sunlight, and the stupid comfort of arguing about lettuce.

Domestic scene complete — inventory: 3 heads of lettuce, 1 grudging toaster, endless inside jokes.
> Chapter complete. Domestic harmony achieved. [Y/N] █